Saturday, July 7, 2007
Need Help from My Mazda 5 brothers
I started this blog so us who know the true pleasure and functionality that comes with the Mazda 5 could congregate together and admirer our 8th wonder of the world. But no, along comes some hater who's only mission it is to challenge and demean what the Mazda 5 means to us....it's much more that a MMVCOVSC (Mini Minivan Cross Over Vehicle Sports Car). It signifies all that is right within the world on Mazda. I sit here at my local Panera's looking out over the parking lot of Lexuses,Infinites, Bimmers and Mercedes-Benz I feel sad for those who look to there overpriced and underpowered "status cars" to define them....Us "5" owners gladly walk away with the knowledge that they have no 3rd row seat or high head clearance for the DVD player. We know that when put to the test we will go to Costco and bring back the 50 lbs of dog food, 3 yr supply of tampax and still have room for that new office chair.
So Please my fellow mazda 5 owners, come with me to laff at those such as "Joe", like that is your real name!!!! I know it's really Joseph or Joey or Jay so bring your Lynx or your Escorts, your Merkur....that's right we gladly challenge you Merkur owners, factory or modified it makes no difference to us!!!
Also does anyone know how to unwrap a dog leash from the rear tailgate on a 5....not that anything happened to my dog, it's just something I want to add to the FAQ part when I get around to putting that on the Blog!! Also does anyone know of a good vet who can reattach the rear legs on a cocker spaniel?
I digress come on my 5 brothers and sisters join me in praise of all things Mazda5'ish....
Gare
So Please my fellow mazda 5 owners, come with me to laff at those such as "Joe", like that is your real name!!!! I know it's really Joseph or Joey or Jay so bring your Lynx or your Escorts, your Merkur....that's right we gladly challenge you Merkur owners, factory or modified it makes no difference to us!!!
Also does anyone know how to unwrap a dog leash from the rear tailgate on a 5....not that anything happened to my dog, it's just something I want to add to the FAQ part when I get around to putting that on the Blog!! Also does anyone know of a good vet who can reattach the rear legs on a cocker spaniel?
I digress come on my 5 brothers and sisters join me in praise of all things Mazda5'ish....
Gare
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Mazda 5 Fan Club Started
Welcome to the Mazda 5 Fan Club....
For those of us stuck
with such boring cars as the Toyota Camry or Chevrolet Corsica SS....we gladly embrace and encourage you to join our new Club. Sure you aspire to be seen in one like me and take the complements of "What the hell is that" when filling up with Gas as the highest complement. Sure you desire the plush 3 rows of seats and classic lines that can only be so expertly designed by the team from that bought you such classics's as the Pontiac Aztec.
Sure the combination automatic/manual transmission will only bring out the true auto enthusiast in you who are upgrading from the Lotus Esprit or Ford GTS.
I welcome you all owners, admirers and haters (we love all) to our world.
For those of us stuck
with such boring cars as the Toyota Camry or Chevrolet Corsica SS....we gladly embrace and encourage you to join our new Club. Sure you aspire to be seen in one like me and take the complements of "What the hell is that" when filling up with Gas as the highest complement. Sure you desire the plush 3 rows of seats and classic lines that can only be so expertly designed by the team from that bought you such classics's as the Pontiac Aztec.Sure the combination automatic/manual transmission will only bring out the true auto enthusiast in you who are upgrading from the Lotus Esprit or Ford GTS.
I welcome you all owners, admirers and haters (we love all) to our world.
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