Saturday, July 7, 2007

Need Help from My Mazda 5 brothers

I started this blog so us who know the true pleasure and functionality that comes with the Mazda 5 could congregate together and admirer our 8th wonder of the world. But no, along comes some hater who's only mission it is to challenge and demean what the Mazda 5 means to us....it's much more that a MMVCOVSC (Mini Minivan Cross Over Vehicle Sports Car). It signifies all that is right within the world on Mazda. I sit here at my local Panera's looking out over the parking lot of Lexuses,Infinites, Bimmers and Mercedes-Benz I feel sad for those who look to there overpriced and underpowered "status cars" to define them....Us "5" owners gladly walk away with the knowledge that they have no 3rd row seat or high head clearance for the DVD player. We know that when put to the test we will go to Costco and bring back the 50 lbs of dog food, 3 yr supply of tampax and still have room for that new office chair.
So Please my fellow mazda 5 owners, come with me to laff at those such as "Joe", like that is your real name!!!! I know it's really Joseph or Joey or Jay so bring your Lynx or your Escorts, your Merkur....that's right we gladly challenge you Merkur owners, factory or modified it makes no difference to us!!!

Also does anyone know how to unwrap a dog leash from the rear tailgate on a 5....not that anything happened to my dog, it's just something I want to add to the FAQ part when I get around to putting that on the Blog!! Also does anyone know of a good vet who can reattach the rear legs on a cocker spaniel?

I digress come on my 5 brothers and sisters join me in praise of all things Mazda5'ish....
Gare

4 comments:

Joseph Merrill said...

You had me at MMVCOVSC.
Why did you have to bring up the Merkur? We all make mistakes and i'm sure Mazda has a few in their closet. For example, what about that the RX7? Rotary engine? WTH is that anyway? No wonder most M5's zoom zoom boom ( http://zoomzoomboom.blogspot.com/ ) before the 3rd payment. Wait, you can probably pay cash for an M5. What are they, $300 these days? 3 day / 30 mile unlimited warranty?

Anonymous said...

Pretty red car. zoom zoom

Anonymous said...

I just bought my M5. I love it. The best thing about it is that I get 24 in the city, yet have the cargo and passenger capacity needed for a real estate broker such as myself. Don't hate.

Anonymous said...

proud driver of a 08 mazda5. best car i have ever owned!